Welp, I’m here in my hotel room with no major issues getting here (flight delays mostly). It’s been an adventure here in Michigan-land, so I’ll have to offer plenty of updates.

Fortcoming will be:

• Delays and why they suck
• Bad parents at the airport and why they suck
• The Pontiac G5 and why it sucks
• Michigan’s DOT and why it sucks
• Livonia Michigan: Suck capital of the world?
• The nearest Hardees is like 20 miles away? That sucks.