Red alert, red alert, it’s a catastrophe!

Police scanners have been pretty common for a long damn time, and in fact I even have one on my phone now (which pulls from internet streams of the things). But of course, you need to know what the hell they’re saying has happened to that guy up the street for it to be truly interesting. Ergo, here’s a list of police codes.

Red alert, red alert, it’s a catastrophe!